UZI    As the Japs rounded the corner, I planted my feet and opened wide with my UZI sub-machine gun. They scattered like billiards balls on the first crack. I didn't wait to see how many I'd cut down, locking down and diving into a nearby ditch after only a few short moments. I waited several seconds and, when there was no return-fire, began dogging along through the bracken and rubbish that clogged the shoulder. It would only take them moments to regain their bearings and then they'd be on me quicker than I could say "Bob's your uncle"...

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